Hate mail
Estate agencies are closing at the rate of 150 a month – but they’re not squealing for a government cash handout to tide them over because they know that if they did, everyone would just laugh and hold them in even greater contempt
Prezza’s our man
There’s only one solution – to coax our former deputy prime minister away from his deckchair and doughnut mountain back into office
Flats go flat
It was heart-warming to see the Centre for Policy Studies’ Ruth Lea, insist on Question Time that our housing market is quite different to America’s
Get quangoed
Hook up with Yorkshire Forward, which managed to splurge £60,000 on a staff event at Center Parcs
Amnesia approach
So universal has our collective head-in-thesand strategy been, that it’s actually worked
A likely story
Now is the happy time, when we all go forward, shoulder to shoulder, heads in the clouds
Passing the buck
Chancer Brown will get away with what he does best – dodging responsibility